Egyptian border, somewhere around 1 AD, give or take
Egyptian official: Okay, you two with the baby, hand over your papers.
Joseph: Papers? I’m not sure what you mean.
Egyptian official: Identification papers, proof of citizenship . . .
Joseph: We don’t have any of that. I’m Joseph, and this is my wife Mary and our son Jesus. We are looking for refuge.
Egyptian official: So you say. Where are you from, anyway?
Joseph: We came here from Bethlehem.
Egyptian official: Bethlehem? Why do you want to leave Bethlehem?
Mary: It’s Herod. He’s killing all firstborn infants. If you don’t let us take refuge here, Jesus could be killed!
Egyptian official: You’re from Herod’s kingdom? In Judea? Look, the last time we let in any of your kind in it ended with plagues, locusts, our own firstborn being mysteriously killed. You all left saying you wanted your own country and your own language, and your own religion, and now you want to come back?
You’re troublemakers, all of you. The Babylonians couldn’t control you, the Assyrians couldn’t control you, I bet not even the Romans could control you. If Herod is cracking down on dissidents in his own country, I’m sure he has his reasons.
Mary: If you can’t let us in, could you at least let our little boy in? Surely some family would want to adopt him. If you don’t, he’s going to die!
Egyptian official: No, ma’am. Nobody here wants him. He needs to be with his own parents. Just not here, is all.